A Licenced Homosexual

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18 years old. Hates Crocs. The milkshake didn't bring the boys to the yard...must have tasted shit.

twitter.com/crocsthemusical:

    catholicnun:

    i want to talk to you but im ugly

    (via theodore95)

    — 14 hours ago with 566128 notes

    hoaran:

    this isnt a blog this is art

    (via fuckyeahamira)

    — 16 hours ago with 155830 notes
    niknak79:

There’s something unsettling about the peanut butter

    niknak79:

    There’s something unsettling about the peanut butter

    (via allbornnaked)

    — 16 hours ago with 87198 notes

    panicacidide:

    Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

    (via queen0fthenerds)

    — 16 hours ago with 169758 notes

    serfborts:

    When you’re failing gym class and you tryna get ya grade up at the last minute

    image

    (via whererealitygoestodie)

    — 17 hours ago with 97380 notes

    bill:

    the year is 2046. no one has memed in 15 years since king obama the third make memeing illegal. in the dystopian suburbs of fort lauderdale, sixteen year-old Dogecoin de Grasse Sagan found a sexy fedora in an trash dumpster. he put it on and it made a sweet anime noise. he knew then he, was destined to bring memes back to this stupid idiot planet. he looked at the camera and goes “u mad, world?”

    (via kinjazama)

    — 17 hours ago with 18063 notes

    trust:

    when you mistake an 8 year old for Ariana Grande

    (via plateau-chateau)

    — 17 hours ago with 200158 notes

    notmargaery:

    *university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

    (via whererealitygoestodie)

    — 17 hours ago with 89243 notes
    Walking back from voting, my brother and his friends came up to the school gates to ask how i’d voted. I told them and my brother’s friend (my brother and his friend are 9 and 10 remember that) gave me HIS Yes wristband because I voted Yes. And who says young people aren’t interested in politics?! #IndyRef #VoteYes

    Walking back from voting, my brother and his friends came up to the school gates to ask how i’d voted. I told them and my brother’s friend (my brother and his friend are 9 and 10 remember that) gave me HIS Yes wristband because I voted Yes. And who says young people aren’t interested in politics?! #IndyRef #VoteYes

    — 18 hours ago with 6 notes
    #indyref  #voteyes 

    kawaiibunghole:

    silenthaven:

    Silent Hills concept video revealed at TGS 2014!

    Wtf am I watching??

    Holy fuck

    (via ginger-is-an-anagram-of-nigger)

    — 20 hours ago with 6055 notes

    relahvant:

    brookeeverdeen:

    ohkatnisseverdeen:

    frostingpeetaswounds:

    remember when miley was randomly in hsm2

    image

    BECAUSE WE VOTED ONLINE FOR WHICH HANNAH MONTANA STAR WE WANTED TO SEE CAMO AND WE ALL VOTED ON DISNEY CHANNEL DOT COM WITH PARENTS PERMISSION

    i voted for her without parents permission

    stand back

    (via regijack)

    — 20 hours ago with 339424 notes