A Licenced Homosexual

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18 years old. Hates Crocs. The milkshake didn't bring the boys to the yard...must have tasted shit.

twitter.com/crocsthemusical:

    meggannn:

    i used to be so picky about what i post and reblog but it’s just slowly deteriorated into a state of “why not”

    (via asdfghjklhaaai)

    — 1 hour ago with 388923 notes
    raygorartshit:

Bisexual Frustration: Everyone is Hot and I’m Really Bad at Handling It - my autobiography

    raygorartshit:

    Bisexual Frustration: Everyone is Hot and I’m Really Bad at Handling It - my autobiography

    (via creepycoatedcrawlies)

    — 1 hour ago with 59574 notes
    #chaz it's u 

    Yeah well done you gave birth to me but I paid for my own pizza I should be allowed to not have it pawed over because I came out of you

    — 4 hours ago with 1 note

    caseyanthonyofficial:

    I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker

    (via jehovahsfitnesses)

    — 5 hours ago with 410034 notes
    diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

    diacrit:

    hanesonly:

    I almost forgot my briefcase!

    it contains important lab results

    (Source: awwww-cute, via inhaler-queen)

    — 5 hours ago with 439961 notes

    artigosaurus:

    queen-of-dork:

    i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

    debisanacronym1:

    WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

    NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

    IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

    WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

    VIVE LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

    (via jehovahsfitnesses)

    — 5 hours ago with 169678 notes
    tyrabankruptcy:

policymic:

The Meryl-Pharrell GIF you knew you needed. With bonus hat.

This cured racism

    tyrabankruptcy:

    policymic:

    The Meryl-Pharrell GIF you knew you needed. With bonus hat.

    This cured racism

    (Source: micdotcom, via thisvaginaisoutoforder)

    — 12 hours ago with 125470 notes
    claricestarlings:

al-the-stuff-i-like:

dichotomization:

Devil’s Tramping Ground a wooded section of Chatham County, North Carolina. A forty foot in diameter circle can be found there. Any objects that appear in the circle will mysteriously disappear or get moved from within the circle. No wildlife, vegetation, or inanimate objects can be found in the circle known as the Devil’s Tramping Ground. This phenomenon was first discovered in the early 1800s and is believed that Satan paces around this circle and ponders about ways to undo mankind..

boy scout troups have tried camping on it, and woken up in their tents a few miles away. Some guys tried to stay up all night in a tent on the spot, and later reported that a soft, soothing melodic voice lulled them to sleep and they too woke up a few miles away

#why is that so cute tho#like most of the time u hear about this shit and its like ‘they got their eyes clawed out or disappeared or died’#but this is like#’casually picks up your stuff and moves it somewhere else or gently sings you to sleep’#like dang thats the most polite demonic circle ive ever heard of what a sweetheart

    claricestarlings:

    al-the-stuff-i-like:

    dichotomization:

    Devil’s Tramping Ground a wooded section of Chatham County, North Carolina. A forty foot in diameter circle can be found there. Any objects that appear in the circle will mysteriously disappear or get moved from within the circle. No wildlife, vegetation, or inanimate objects can be found in the circle known as the Devil’s Tramping Ground. This phenomenon was first discovered in the early 1800s and is believed that Satan paces around this circle and ponders about ways to undo mankind..

    boy scout troups have tried camping on it, and woken up in their tents a few miles away. Some guys tried to stay up all night in a tent on the spot, and later reported that a soft, soothing melodic voice lulled them to sleep and they too woke up a few miles away

    (via lil-miss-choc)

    — 12 hours ago with 326830 notes

    super-wolves:

    REMEMBER THAT EPISODE WHERE REESE THOUGHT MALCOLM WAS GAY AND MALCOLM THOUGHT REESE WAS GAY AND THEY TALKED ABOUT IT BUT LIKE THIS I’M CRYING

    (via thisvaginaisoutoforder)

    — 12 hours ago with 552827 notes