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thebuttfuckingbelievers:

alt-j:

caseyaunthony:

i dont get this picture

obviously some sloppy fuck left their orange peels on the ground and Hillary Clinton happened to be skating by and slipped on them. Not to hard to understand. She still smilin doe

Hillary Clinton

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tacoarmy:

"if you were a fruit what would you be?" 

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ruinedchildhood:

Remember when Carlton lost his virginity?

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assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

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juilan:

oh my god

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bangarangn1tram:

vagisodium:

i dont remember this part of the bible

After the night he had, neither did Jesus.

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captain-boomerang:

captain-boomerang:

check out this periodic table

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I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit

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domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

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  • Question: Brothers/Sisters? Favourite underwear on guys? Favourite position? - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    - One brother
    - Anything cute/a jock. Plain black/white’s just that…plain. I want colour, variety! Maybe some superhero print idk
    - DISGUSTING! But I really dunno it’s not like i’ve tried so let’s just put the legs up in the air and think of handbags!

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circumcisions:

we should all be thankful that centipedes can’t fly

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kristinestni:

  • - made your self throw up
  • - starved
  • - took a razor to your skin
  • - felt like your not good enough
  • - thought about suicide
  • - attempted suicide
  • - burnt your self
  • - got bullied
  • - been called ugly/fat etc..
  • - or harmed your self in any way
  • - cried your self to sleep
  • - been abused

I will message every fucking single one of you.

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