A Licenced Homosexual

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18 years old. Hates Crocs. The milkshake didn't bring the boys to the yard...must have tasted shit.

twitter.com/crocsthemusical:

    betterthankanyebitch:

    me: what’s for dinner?

    mom: mcdonalds

    me

    image

    (via jackofthelantern)

    — 9 hours ago with 4061 notes

    moynmoyn:

    wow look at this terrible role model for young girls.

    (Source: nickimlnaj, via fuckyeahitsgeorge)

    — 9 hours ago with 304194 notes
    zackisontumblr:

my textbook and i have a lot in common

    zackisontumblr:

    my textbook and i have a lot in common

    (via g3latinous)

    — 9 hours ago with 287004 notes

    c-cumberbatch:

    mytardishaswings:

    femmederqueer:

    WAIT WERE ADAM AND EVE EVEN MARRIED

    OH MY GOD 

    THE BIBLE JUST COLLAPSED ON ITSELF

    (Source: glory-soul, via notthe-usual)

    — 9 hours ago with 357613 notes

    tacoposey:

    my mom once told me about how her friend’s daughter was once in a weird relationship with an older man who got off on paying her bills 

    like he would give her a credit card and would totally find sexual pleasure in going over all the purchases she made with his money

    but they hardly ever talked or saw each other

    and the story still sits with me because i think that’s like fairytale kinds of magic right there

    (via seventeeneblack)

    — 9 hours ago with 102489 notes
    realitytvbitch:

When teachers give you homework on the first day of school

    realitytvbitch:

    When teachers give you homework on the first day of school

    (via ruinedchildhood)

    — 9 hours ago with 5565 notes

    bad twitter jokes already Ackles…

    (Source: itsjustjensen, via supernaturallysherlockedandlokid)

    — 9 hours ago with 20543 notes
    iso-hei:

CLIMB THE HIGHEST SURFACE POSSIBLE WOOOO

    iso-hei:

    CLIMB THE HIGHEST SURFACE POSSIBLE WOOOO

    (Source: bunrobot, via sufferer-of-mephobia)

    — 9 hours ago with 57589 notes

    heliolisk:

    thatweirdphysicist:

    heliolisk:

    I HAD 3 PIECES OF CHEESECAKE AND ICE CREAM OH MY GOD

    What a champ

    YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT

    (via gallifreymerthur)

    — 17 hours ago with 237270 notes

    pissfreak:

    glad that tumblr has started putting random ppls posts on my dashboard, love it, thanks for this exciting new feature, definitely want to see posts from people i dont follow, thats why i didnt follow them

    (via hisonehisone)

    — 18 hours ago with 234569 notes
    slip-and-slut:

raven u can see into the fucking future stop actin like this the weirdest shit u ever heard

    slip-and-slut:

    raven u can see into the fucking future stop actin like this the weirdest shit u ever heard

    (Source: laurexia, via iputtheproinprocrastinate)

    — 18 hours ago with 386432 notes

    caterpie:

    hifumiyamada:

    image

    so the gifset didn’t load correctly

    woth the taste of your lops im on a rode

    (Source: millennialfirebird, via hisonehisone)

    — 18 hours ago with 239855 notes